Day Soda #12: The Five Twitters

Plus: Where in the world are my AirPods?

Welcome to Day Soda, the only newsletter that’s one step away from becoming a new Twitter competitor.

There are approximately five Twitters now, and they’re all dogshit.¹

There’s regular ol’ Twitter, which has always sucked but it sucked in a way I liked, goddammit, and now it’s a thousand times worse thanks to Elon Musk.

There’s Mastodon, which sucks becau…