Adam Cecil has turned vegan in an attempt to rescue his health and planet Earth from the clutches of the vile gangster Capitalism. Little does Adam know that MEAT CULTURE has secretly begun construction on a new Happy Meal toy item.
Ronald McDonald put the fear of clowns in me as a child. Their fries are delicious and that's a price I'm willing to pay to avert my gaze at the smiling Ronald statue.
Pokémon: The Return of Meat Culture
Next up: mom investigates (and wryly observes) the prizes in Crackerjacks. I sense a new series here.
Two observations: Your mum is a good sport. And Happy Meals are enough to drive anyone to veganism.
Ronald McDonald put the fear of clowns in me as a child. Their fries are delicious and that's a price I'm willing to pay to avert my gaze at the smiling Ronald statue.