I have a question! Do you know why my plant died? I just got a free planting of sorrel (which I'd never heard of before) and it died on me within 2 weeks, even though I watered it a few drops every day just like the guy told me to. It hurt bad - I didn't even get to try this mystery plant for a taste before it wilted into pathetic nothingness.
I had a coworker - who had also been my 9th grade science teacher - who refused a straw, calling it a "sissy stick". I now eschew the straw and call it a sissy stick to this day because of Gary. An aside: even when I used straws, I never used one with sweet tea (unsweet tea is now my choice, but that's a different story or aside) because tea was never meant to be imbibed with a sissy stick.
Also...paper straws remind me too much of Popsicle sticks, which remind me of tongue depressors. My mouth is drying out just thinking about it.
My milkshake brings all the forever chemicals to my poison-riddled body
You absolutely crack me up!Totally enjoyed learning all the ins and outs of milkshake consumption!Keep it coming, Adam !😊
Wow "sissy stick" and Sissyneck on the comments. Might have to rename to sissymate
Ah, vision, not sound, is the new "in" way to wake up! Thank you, I was confused about why I'd lost the respect of my children.
I have a question! Do you know why my plant died? I just got a free planting of sorrel (which I'd never heard of before) and it died on me within 2 weeks, even though I watered it a few drops every day just like the guy told me to. It hurt bad - I didn't even get to try this mystery plant for a taste before it wilted into pathetic nothingness.
I had a coworker - who had also been my 9th grade science teacher - who refused a straw, calling it a "sissy stick". I now eschew the straw and call it a sissy stick to this day because of Gary. An aside: even when I used straws, I never used one with sweet tea (unsweet tea is now my choice, but that's a different story or aside) because tea was never meant to be imbibed with a sissy stick.
Also...paper straws remind me too much of Popsicle sticks, which remind me of tongue depressors. My mouth is drying out just thinking about it.