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The 2023 Night Water Gift Guide
An ephemeral, exhaustive, and extensive gift guide for every vibe
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Adam Cecil
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"Night Water" Writer Announces End to Peacock Premium Subscription
After almost two years with the service, a move to the United Kingdom prompts a change
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Adam Cecil
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Goodbye to a dancing hot dog
What do you do with an $80 Snapchat Dancing Hot Dog Halloween costume?
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Adam Cecil
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October 2023
An extra surprise in your mailbox
The only newsletter with up to the minute updates from my mailbox.
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Adam Cecil
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September 2023
A surprise in your mailbox
Send a late night vibe in the mail this World Postcard Day
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Adam Cecil
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Simulate Chicken is a bland vision of a post-meat future
Simulate Chicken commits a surprising cardinal sin: it's boring.
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Adam Cecil
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My milkshake brings all the forever chemicals to my poison-riddled body
And more questions from the Night Water mailbag
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Adam Cecil
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It's time to bring back flip phones
Is there any doubt that much of our best early 2000s teen media would be lest impactful with modern smartphones?
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Adam Cecil
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August 2023
The best retirement strategy for serial killers
If you don't mind committing murder, a tontine could be way more profitable than your 401(k).
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Adam Cecil
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Bean Hole Beans
A traditional bean hole beans recipe
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Adam Cecil
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Pokémon Sleep is a snoozefest
Pokémon Sleep turns a sleep tracker into a game—but is it good at being either?
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Adam Cecil
Late Night Read: I want to wad you up into my life
20 years after its debut, Katamari Damacy and its creator are no longer a single star in the sky
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